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these are mere government made illusions and do not exist. they have trackers in them so you must cut both off.
man1: bro, my cock and balls are beeping.
man2: HOLY SHIT CUTTEM OFF AND GET DOWN
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A new game thats sweeping the streets. It involves a man revealing part of his genetalia to a friend and asking them whether he's showing cock or ball. Known techniques to confuse your opponent include "stacking" and the "fold over."
Hey Tom, wanna play cock or ball?
Ok
Well...?
Hmmm...ball
No mate, I've confused you using the "fold over"
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Ask Adam Sandler. He mastered the phrase.
Oh wassamadda baby? Go play with your cock and balls for mamma. Stroke your shlong and whack your nuts, then momma will make you a sandwich.
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A very fun game to play in public, especially on the Metro in Paris.
It all starts when one person randomly yells COCK! when they are in a group of people. Someone else in the group needs to catch up on what they are doing and yell AND! and a third person needs to finish off the game by yelling BALLS! It must be totally spontaneous.
PENIS-AND-TESTICLES may also be shouted, but COCK-AND-BALLS is a classic.
Scream is as loud as you can!
Pat: COCK!
Liz: AND!
Karen: BALLS!
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When things are not in your control or a reaction to a lie
Raag: So we are not going to Disney land any more as one of the workers got electrocuted, hence, the park is shut down for a few days.
Kart: Freakin' cock and balls!!!
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A phrase that can be translated as the number "100"
Jennifer: Hey, what did you get on your exam?
Adam: Cock and balls!!
Jennifer: Great job!
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