cock and glock

The "cock and glock" is an iconic sex move where after having sex with your girlfriend (cocking her), you just fucking shoot her in the head with a glock.

Not to be performed. Ever.

"What happened to Stacy?"
"Oh, I cock and glocked her.
"Oh."

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Cock or glock

Giving another person the choice between being shot, or raped

I'm coming over there, and then it's cock or glock bitch!

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Cocks Not Glocks

An anti-gun group that made a name for itself by littering their college campus in Texas with massive amounts of dildos and dildo guns. Their reasoning is that you should be more focussed on having sex than legally obtaining a gun.

Cocks Not Glocks was invited to the White House by Obama, what a joke.

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Cock my Glock

Getting ready to fire a Glock handgun.

I'mo 'bout to stain da block after I cock my glock.

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