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giving the readers digest version of something, AKA "the gist of it"
I'm a very busy man and I don't have time for long drawn out explanations, just give me the cock and the balls of it.
A joke from a video by popular Minecraft youtuber "Tommyinnit". The joke was written on a sign by another youtuber "wilbur soot"
"hey girl"
"what do you want?"
"cock and also balls."
these are mere government made illusions and do not exist. they have trackers in them so you must cut both off.
man1: bro, my cock and balls are beeping.
man2: HOLY SHIT CUTTEM OFF AND GET DOWN
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A new game thats sweeping the streets. It involves a man revealing part of his genetalia to a friend and asking them whether he's showing cock or ball. Known techniques to confuse your opponent include "stacking" and the "fold over."
Hey Tom, wanna play cock or ball?
Ok
Well...?
Hmmm...ball
No mate, I've confused you using the "fold over"
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Ask Adam Sandler. He mastered the phrase.
Oh wassamadda baby? Go play with your cock and balls for mamma. Stroke your shlong and whack your nuts, then momma will make you a sandwich.
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A very fun game to play in public, especially on the Metro in Paris.
It all starts when one person randomly yells COCK! when they are in a group of people. Someone else in the group needs to catch up on what they are doing and yell AND! and a third person needs to finish off the game by yelling BALLS! It must be totally spontaneous.
PENIS-AND-TESTICLES may also be shouted, but COCK-AND-BALLS is a classic.
Scream is as loud as you can!
Pat: COCK!
Liz: AND!
Karen: BALLS!
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