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cock clock

The act of smacking someone over the backof the head with ur erect penis

you just got cock clocked
HAHA

by oquhf0weoin December 1, 2007

26๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock clock

When someone clocks you (punches you out of action) in the cock.

Often a sucker punch of some kind as well, i.e. by surprise, misdirection, sudden 3rd party assist, etc. --- but it might just be because you suck at self defense.

The fight was over before it started when Sarah cock clocked the dude who called her a whore. "I am a prostitute not a whore. I am professional and I get paid to open my mouth or legs fool."

Lil' Bro you only got one chance in this fight - cock clock that bastard while he is looking at the ref reciting the rules.

It was an even fight until Barry stepped out of the crowd and grabbed Louis from behind while Doug cock clocked him. The Principal actually let Barry and Doug off punishment for showing the smart way to end a fight quick and without false pride.

Dude that cheerleader cock clocks you every time she sees you. I am embarrassed to know a guy so bad at fighting and defending himself from a simple crotch shot.

by Mike Tyson Jr February 10, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock clock

When a male student arrives at a new school and all the girls are attracted to him. The attractiveness of this student does not matter because the time of the clock will eventually run out. Girls are attracted to this student because he is new material.

"Have you seen the new kid, Scotty?"

"Yeah man, he's stealing all of our bitches"

"Well, his cock clock will run out soon enough"

by Trident of Treason December 4, 2020


Cock-Clock

When your penis acts like a clock and erects when you feel like having getting laid.

Girl: Hey, what time is it?

Guy: Lemme check my cock-clock. (reveals his boner)

Guy: It's sex time!

by aqi3wpcg April 23, 2010


Cock Clock

When You Hang Your Cock On A Clock And Watch It Keep Turning Until It Hurts, Like A Form Of Pleasure And Pain, For Kinky Motherfuckers ๐Ÿ˜‚

Ever Tried A Cock Clock? It's Hurts But Feels Great At The Same Time, My Cock's Red From The Last Time I Did It!

by NotOkayAtAll69 June 1, 2022


punching the cock clock

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the fetus still in utero, forcably inserts it's fist into the male's urethra.

Through x-ray you can see the fetus punching the cock clock on his own daddy.

by Eric K. August 4, 2006

31๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock-o-clock

A penis puppetry move in which the penis is brought across the top of the wrist, like a watch. You then get someone to ask you what time it is, to which you enthusiasticly reply 'cock-o-clock!!!'

Pook: Ask me what time it is.

Victim: What time is it?

Pook: COCK-O-CLOCK!!!!

by MrKoi May 16, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž