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Cock Lackey

The person who cleans up all the semen on the porno set. Historically, the one who assisted the king when he masturbated by catching the semen when it came out, so that the royal sperm did not hit the floor.

After Rocco exploded upon Jenna's face, the resident cock lackey was called in to scrub the carpet, the wall, the celing, and the sheets. His towel was thrown out and burnt afterwards, as decreed by the Center for Disease Control.

by Dipstick783 October 24, 2007

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