cock mumble

1 : guttural sounds made when trying to speak, sing or hum with a cock in one's mouth

2 : mumbling from the podium, making guttural sounds signaling pause, ignorance and mental defect while searching for the next word, as if the microphone is stuck inside the presenter's mouth and being sucked on like a cock

1 : Girl gets me off when she cock mumbles my favorite song.

2 : What a cock mumble that White House coronavirus briefing was.

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