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working for a living, doing the job, all in a day's work.
John can't join us tonight it's his usual Saturday night, Cock on the Clock nite.
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When an alarm clock goes off during a highly erotic dream.
Dude, I was about to touch her boobs when my Cock-Block Alarm Clock went off. FUCK.
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The act of smacking someone over the backof the head with ur erect penis
you just got cock clocked
HAHA
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When your penis acts like a clock and erects when you feel like having getting laid.
Girl: Hey, what time is it?
Guy: Lemme check my cock-clock. (reveals his boner)
Guy: It's sex time!
A penis puppetry move in which the penis is brought across the top of the wrist, like a watch. You then get someone to ask you what time it is, to which you enthusiasticly reply 'cock-o-clock!!!'
Pook: Ask me what time it is.
Victim: What time is it?
Pook: COCK-O-CLOCK!!!!
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Verb// When it's that time to give your ol lady that good good sex.
Or a woman ready to go out a find a lil some some
Her-Honey, what time is it? Him-It's Cock-O-Clock baby!!!
2 women in talking- Girl friend it's about Cock-O-Clock up in here, i been havin a dry spell lets go find a man!
When someone clocks you (punches you out of action) in the cock.
Often a sucker punch of some kind as well, i.e. by surprise, misdirection, sudden 3rd party assist, etc. --- but it might just be because you suck at self defense.
The fight was over before it started when Sarah cock clocked the dude who called her a whore. "I am a prostitute not a whore. I am professional and I get paid to open my mouth or legs fool."
Lil' Bro you only got one chance in this fight - cock clock that bastard while he is looking at the ref reciting the rules.
It was an even fight until Barry stepped out of the crowd and grabbed Louis from behind while Doug cock clocked him. The Principal actually let Barry and Doug off punishment for showing the smart way to end a fight quick and without false pride.
Dude that cheerleader cock clocks you every time she sees you. I am embarrassed to know a guy so bad at fighting and defending himself from a simple crotch shot.
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