cock one

speed of male ejaculate -race car drivers and fighter pilots come close. -only my working week-ends off move faster!!

john was all a-churn, but before he knew it; he was hitting cock one!!

jill was vigorously grinding john, but had little knowledge, he was approaching cock one!

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cock in one's mouth

to constantly bring up one's boyfriend/fiance/husband/fuckbuddy in conversation. this gets extraordinarily annoying.

Katy: "Ben and I are going to pizno's Friday...on Saturday Ben and I...do you know what Ben said...Ben and I...Ben, etc."
Lauren: "jeezus Katy, get his cock out of your mouth!"

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cock in one's mouth

the act of chewing Rooster tobacco.

I love when that cock is in my mouth

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One cock salute

Similar to a twenty-one gun salute, but with cocks. Used as a mark of respect for absent friends, or to toast the end of a particularly enjoyable social occasion. The trousers may be dropped or the penis merely flopped out; it is the saluter's choice. Penises are held upward, like a cannon, while a moment of silence is observed.

N.B. It is considered extremely bad form for the penis to be anything other than completely flaccid when performing a one cock salute.

Let's give her a big one cock salute. It's what Kewley would have wanted. (If, for example, Kewley was the friend who was unable to attend).

Our antics in the ball pool deserve a big one cock salute.

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