n.
1. An extremely annoying, stupid, or rude person. One who lacks tact.
2. Someone who assumes he or she is better than everyone else at everything, even if he or she has never attempted said thing before.
3. An arrogant douchebag.
1.
<Guy 1> That guy had about the least tact out of anyone I've ever met.
<Guy 2> Yeah, he's a frickin' cock salad.
2.
<Dude 1> I bet I could beat you at that racing game.
<Dude 2> I own a copy of the game, and you've never even played it before!
<Dude 1> Yeah, but you know how I love cars.
<Dude 2> You're a frickin' cock salad.
3.
Self-explanatory.
Likely statements one might hear from a cock salad:
-If we play chess, we both know who'd win.
-Yeah, you're good at your fills on the drums, but your beats just aren't that great.
-I'm going to kill everyone in this game {even though I've never played}. You know how good I am with sniper rifles.
-So what? I could do that.
Trademark comment cock salads use: {In arrogance:} "Come on. You know me."
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3 or more dicks fitting into a girls mouth at once.
<dude 1> hey what was that thing we gave to Stephanie K. last night?
<dude 2> we fed her a cock salad
<dude 1> lol
<dude 2> lol
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An unwashed, uncircumcised, dirty penis with chunks of cheese dressed in creamy smegma goo
Mary likes cock salad. The dirtier the better, she told me.
1. In a completely and utterly drunken inebriated rage it exist as a threat from a heterosexual male to a heterosexual female. It is used to degrade the opposite sex for rejecting sexual advances and/or potential acts of pleasure.
2. Following through with the aforementioned threat. It is the act of combining crisp romaine lettuce, fresh parmesan cheese, semen, dingleberries, and grundle grease into a large stainless steel salad bowl then forcing a females head into the bowl to make sure she gets her helping of vegetables and cock.
1.
Ryan: Hey Nicole, are your roommates gone?
Nicole: Yeah, why?
Ryan: Well I'm feeling pretty loose, and I was thinking about a quick handy.
Nicole: Eww, no way Ryan you're drunk!
Ryan: Whatever you dirty hood rat, I'll give you a cock caesar salad!
2.
Ryan: Hey Nicole, I brought you dinner.
Nicole: What is it?
Ryan: It is a nice hefty load of cock caesar salad! Enjoy bitch!
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