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When the gay guy in your group prevents you from talking to the nearest girl in your vicinty by deploying his mangina
Tom was just calmly talking to Bryony when the cock shadower intervened and blocked poor Tom from getting his penis pleasured.
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A cock shadow is simply a shadow made from your cock, this can be achieved by being in a certain type of light and at a certain angle.
only trained people can achive this after years of hard practice.
Hey look.....johns cock shadow looks as if its on billys head.
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It is when you shave your balls and surrounding areas and the hair starts to grow back. Like a 5 o clock shadow on your face but the one on your most manly of areas.
My friend took a picture of my cock and balls it was so clear you could see my 5 o cock shadow.
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Soon after shaving ur pubes they grow back and loks much like five o clock shadow on ur face. Also when a terrible job is done shavong leaving some hair behind causing pain and irritation
Steve-Fuck my cock hurts from shaving
Jim-You must have five o cock shadow
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A Cock drawn in a dirty car window. These finger painted cocks are usually applied to the dirty windows of a friends car, but also appear on any dirty surface.
Shadow Cocks can be hidden on a side mirror or behind the rear view mirror or openly displayed on the side or back windows. Multiple shadow cocks are usually applied. On a station wagon the hearse shadow cock can be applied where a matching cock is applied hearse style on opposing back windows.
Oh look a dirty handicapped mini-van, lets shadow cock it.
D-Bag: WTF, why is there a huge cock on my back window?
D-bag's side kick: Uh... You got shadow cocked dude!
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shadow cock jutsu is a specialized jutsu in intercourse where any shadow is turned into a cock shaped shadow and posses the same ability as a normal penis.
"SHADOW COCK JUTSU" says shikamru after thrusting his 11 inch shadow cock in Temari's clumpy pussy
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When a black dude rams you with the lights off.
Omg Becky, Tyquon shadow-cocked me so hard last night night.