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Whilst performing a successful Tea Bag, the throbbing tool is quickly thrust into the partner's mouth, creating a yummy between-meal treat
Cindy was pleased when Jimmy stuffed his dick into her mouth with his balls to finish her dinner of Cock Soup
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nothing; fuck all; a substandard reward for services poorly rendered, or due to just plain bad luck.
"Sam", scolded his father between gnashes of beef jerky, "you squandered all your time in that distance ed course, and what've you got to show for it? Cock soup."
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Broth made from chicken (99.999% of industrial chicken is female, so there's no chance for "cock").
I think I have a cold. I'll have some cock soup.
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Traditional Scottish Soup whose origins can be traced back to the days of friendship between Scotland and France. (NYT Bread and Soup Cookbook.) Ingredients include one whole chicken, peppercorns, broth, leeks, dried prunes and dried apricots, parsley.
Waitress: Take your order sir?
Man: Bowl a' cock-a-leekie soup.
Waitress: Will you be having Lame Salad with that?
Man: I beg your pardon???
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