cock tongs

results when a man fails to wash his filthy cock hands after going to the bathroom at a buffet restaraunt. he then touches the disgusting cock-infested door handle before proceeding to the food line, thereby passing off the cockage to the tongs which oftentime get dropped into the food, resulting in 20 cock chicken or other delights.

"get those filthy cock tongs away from my food, or i will beat you with them."

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