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The result of placing one's male genitalia (the phallic portion) into a heated waffle iron.
When Taylor accidentally cock waffled himself, he let out an agonized screech and ended up with a criss-cross pattern on his penis for the rest of his life.
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A “cock waffle” has at two (or more) definitions.
A) An insult, usually used when someone (or something) has been bad. Cock waffle is an example of foul language where the word “waffle” has been added after a word to create a new foul language term.
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B) A waffle in the shape of a cock.
A) I had almost finished when my cock waffle of a computer suddenly turned itself off.
B) “I love u cockwaffle”.
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The way you call someone who is such a fucking whore who gets krabbs
Jacob bagget is a fucking cock waffle.
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Being a fan of a very disliked team.
Bob: Aye, mate. George is a fan of the St. Louis Blues.
Jack: Oh, what a cock waffle that George is.
1.The inability for a man to retain an erection.
2. A Bi- sexual man who switches from male to female partners constantly.
1. " So did you have sex last night?" "No. We were going to, until Tom cock waffled".
2. "Frank you've got to stop fucking all these random people, its not safe" "He man, what can I say? I'm cock waffling this week.."
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A person who acts in such a way that you want to punch them in the face. Every-time this person walks in a room they start problems
Wow Kris just came over and stole my penis enlargement pills, what a cock waffle.
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