cock walloper

A person or situation that busts your balls or an interjection expressing such ball busting, such as when you lip out a four foot put or get your shit handed to you in Mario Kart.

"Quit with the fucking banana peels; you're being a cock walloper."

"Cock walloper! I can't believe I missed that!"

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cock wallopped

When a woman is at the mercy of her boyfriend for every decision, must give up her own plans, ideas, friends so that she can be at his beck and call.
A woman being controlled by a man with the promise of sex. The opposite of pussy whipped.

'She won't even go for a coffee unless she checks with her man and get permission. She's so cock wallopped!'

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cock walloping

the term for when your penis is of so much girth and length that it comes up and hits you in the face while running

i went for a jog the other day and boy did i get a good cock walloping

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cock-wallop

To administer an open-hand slap to the genitalia of a male, with a sharp snapping of the wrist so as to leave a stinging sensation in the wangular and nutsacular areas.

Sweet sassy molassey, after we felched and I forgot her name, she cock-walloped me so bad, my penis fell off and ran out the door! Come back Weenie McSexster!

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