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Obviously peeing and texting isn't as insidious of a problem as texting and driving, but while cocking you might dribble on your new shoes or pee on the wall.
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fucking, having sex with, screwing, ramming, etc etc
gross the fag is cocking the teacher
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coughing & choking at the same time, typically after ingesting too much alcohol.
"I shouldn't have had that last shot of Jager-I was totally cocking afterwards."
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1) head to head; in a competitive sense, generally reserved for male participants.
2) cockhead to cockhead; in a sexual, possibly competitive sense, reserved for males and shemales, but could be anyone with access to a cock or dildo.
1) "Hey man, I'm a little nervous, I've gotta go cock to cock with Dave later at the foosball tournament, wish me luck.."
2) "Hey man, get your cock over here and we'll go cock to cock like we were talking about earlier.
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1) head to head; in a competitive sense, generally reserved for male participants.
2) cockhead to cockhead; in a sexual, possibly competitive sense, reserved for males and shemales, but could be anyone with access to a cock or dildo.
1) "Hey man, I'm a little nervous, I've gotta go cock to cock with Dave later at the foosball tournament, wish me luck.."
2) "Hey man, get your cock over and we'll go cock to cock like we were talking about earlier. Go Red Sox!"
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Noun: Someone who masturbates. A person who vigorously strokes their penis with their hand or other implement.
Verb: To masturbate. A play on words, like when you cock a gun, except you are cocking your cock.
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Example 1:
Person 1: Man, I need to stop masturbating so much.
Person 2: Dude, you're such a cocking cock.
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Example 2:
Person 1: Dude! Stop cocking your cock in my room!
Person 2: I can't help it! I'm such a cocking cock!
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