Cocksucker Convention

When two or more brown-nosing employees join company bigwigs on a lavish vacation to try an weasel their way into a better position within the company. This is also a chance to talk bad about your fellow co-workers.

Bryan:
Hey Paul, are you headed to Costa Rica this year?

Paul:
Fuck that shit! You really think I'd go to the cocksucker convention.

Bryan:
You did last year.

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