Code 12

A joke for computer technicians, when helping someone fix a computer related problem.

Code 12 means the problem is 12 inches in front of the screen.

Person 1: "Argh, the internet isn't working. I can't see Google."

Person 2: "We've got a code 12!!!"

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Code 12

Clean slate and I’ll buy the first round

That is... all previous shouts or rounds are forgotten and I will get the 'first round' (the next round to be bought)

Tony: Greg, I owe you a beer
Greg: All good - I call Code 12.

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Code 12

Term used to describe a member of the opposite sex that may not be attractive to the majority, but is very attractive to a particular individual.

A: Gina is HOT.
B: Dude, she's a 5 at best.
A: Fine, she's one of my Code 12's.

I know that Christa isn't gonna be in Playboy anytime soon, but she's Code 12 to me.

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Code 12

When a female speaks and you want to just slap her across the face with your massive cock because she's so stupid.

Female: "Wait... the Earth is the center of the universe right?"

Man:"CODE 12!!!!"

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code 12

SKEET! (originally created as a part of an elaborate code system used by lifeguards in the early 21st century)

see skeet

1.) Aww crap! I have code 12 in my hair... again!

2.) Code 12!

3.) Oh gosh... I'm about to code 12.

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