Code Beige

Noun; The worst possible situation ever possible. incredible boredom. An inescapeable fate worse than death.

A life threatening level of boredom.

Alternate phrasings; Defcon Beige, Situation: beige, Status: Beige, Shit we've gone Beige, we've hit beige

"Code beige, ralph is coming over."

"Dude, you just ran us into code beige. i almost died of boredom."

"Tannoy: WARNING, CODE BEIGE
Captain: At least now it can't get any worse!"

"Game over guys, we're into the beige."

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