Code Eugene

Code Eugene is a national alert message to warn everybody that some serious fedora wearing autistic bullshit is going on. This is possibly the highest level of alert that is in existence, above that of a nuclear fallout or typhoid outbreak.

Eugene: "Actually, I don't think there's anything wrong with rape, hehe, I think it should be legal."

*ATTENTION, THIS IS YOUR NATIONAL ALERT SERVICE. CODE EUGENE. I REPEAT. CODE EUGENE*

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Code Eugene

A Warning for others that there is a Eugene on the prowl. Often times can be in schools where the Eugene is going to be a school shooter.

Noah:Hey alert Code Eugene, that guy is reaching into his backpack

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Code Eugene

When a Eugene gets fed up and gets tired of being bullied, he brings his "new backpack" to school. However, this is just an excuse to bring a bigger bag for all his guns. Eugene will then begin shooting up the school.

-what are those loud noises?
-Oh shit its a CODE EUGENE! Run!

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Code Eugene

A code Eugene is a creepy guy who is like of school shooting or rape who likely wears fedoras and/or a trench coat.

This dude texts me to come to his house and i asked him if he liked fedoras. He said yes, likley a Code Eugene

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Code Eugene

A person who acts like a school shooter

eugene: *reaches into backpack*
Person 1: CODE EUGENE! I REPEAT CODE EUGENE!
class: *runs out of classroom*

Code Eugene

National Alert used to warn when a Eugene is around. In this event you must remove your kids from the park and stay away from any fedora lowlife attemping to start conversation
If you see the Eugene attempting to reach into his back back in the middle of class, you should leave the school imidelity. .

Eugene reaches towards back back for more than 10 seconds.

Police outside of school: Code Eugene. Everyone flee from the building

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Code Eugene

A national emergency when a Eugene is on the loose and trying to shoot up a place and/or find a female target. If this happens, all females in the area should evacuate safe and sound.

News: "Code Eugene, I repeat, Code Eugene. Stay in your homes and do not interfere with this individual as law enforcement is on it way. This is not a drill, Code Eugene."