Coffee with a friend

What you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend when you are going to meet your secret lover.

Girlfriend - "Where are you going?""

Boyfriend - "I'm going to have coffee with a friend."

Girlfriend - "Okay, have fun."

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fairweather coffee friend

Someone in a coffee club who drinks coffee when it suits them but only drinks tea when he or she doesn't want to make coffee for the rest of the group.

Emma was a fairweather coffee friend because she was unwilling to be a permanent member of the office coffee club but didn't hesitate to drink coffee from time to time.

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Coffee Table Friend

A so-called friend that, just as coffee table books, is just for display and entertainment.

I didn't know you were friends with John!

Oh, no. He's just a coffee table friend.

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