coffuck

Combination of "coffee" and "fuck". Something you say when you (or someone else) think the better way to surface in the morning is having a coffee and getting laid.

Girl: Damn, I really don't manage to wake up today...

Boy: Let's have a coffuck, it's my miracle cure against tiredness!

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Coffucker

The person in the office who drinks coffee all day, but never helps make a fucking pot of it!

I see you are drinking the last cup of coffee again without making more, you god damn COFFUCKER!!!

Coffucked up

Receiving a free coffee from a coffee shop because the barista fucked up someone elses order.

Would you like this large double double aswell? I coffucked up an order earlier.