coin of the realm

another saying for money

I need to get some coin of the realm

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coins of the realm

When a guy urinates and it ricochets back from the bowl or urinal, splashing droplets of piss onto his pants (accidentally ofcourse).

'Dude, I just coins of the realmed myself but damn do I feel so much better. So empty...aaaah!!'
'Dumbass! I'll get you a nappy next time.'

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