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Shitting in a ziplock bag, freezing it, then putting it in the pocket of someone that’s passed out at a party. They wake up and it’s nice and squishy.
Oh man Baker put a cold Richard in Scott’s pocket, and the shit had thawed so much that it was all over hand when he went to get his car keys.
When you have to piss but your hand is cold and the only way to get your dick out is to grab it is with literally popsicle fingers. Totally sucks
I really wanted to piss but that Alaskan cold hand Richards got me.
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When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman pisses on the dick of the man making it feel cold and weird. Sometimes it can perform a hot Richard, but not always! The exact opposite of a hot Richard.
Warning! Don't call a cold Richard or a hot Richard, cold dick or hot dick! That's a really different thing!
Last night my girl gave me a cold Richard while we were on the couch waiting for guests to come.