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Someone that manages to turn any situation into an awkward situation by appearing extremely uncomfortable, making insulting comments while wishing they were at home playing WOW
He's a cold dickings, standing alone in a knitted jersey humming the themesong of world or war craft. He's no hot dickings.
To touch someone's posessions (i.e. food, office supplies, pillow, clothing...) with your penis. Usually done to someone who would not appreciate the fact that their stuff was touched by a penis.
When he left the room I took out my cock and cold dicked his coffee, sandwhich, and keyboard.
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The act of loveless sex. The type of intercourse that you might have with a Lady of the Night. Often both parties have come to a mutual arrangement to satisfy each of their needs. Following the act, the participants are often left with feelings of self-loathing and cheapness but this will by no means stop them from persuing further opportunities for a bit of cold dick.
Are you seeing that girl again tonight?
Yea, I'm gonna give her a bit of cold dick.
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I need to find some tang. Gonna get me some cold dick action.
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A coined term for when you wake up in the morning early for class or work and your Johnson has shriveled up into a frozen tic tac. Usually occurs during the winter season and generally has no known remedies.
I was gonna go to class this morning but the sub zero weather gave me the worst cold dick known to man.
I had to email my boss and tell him I was sick cause there was no chance I was gonna work with that cold dick.
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Like ‘facts’ is used, cold dick is something very true usually used when spilling the tea.
“sally is so annoying I can’t even stand her”
That’s some cold dick
When you slap your flacid pen!s on her face.
I pulled out my Johnson and started smacking her in the face
"She's getting a real cold dicking"
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The nervous feeling a man gets before sex.
Deshawn: I don't think I'm ready to go fuck stephanie
Marcus: bro do you have cold dick ?
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