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Accidentally leaving your hot pocket in the microwave to rot and get cold...
damn i forgot my hot pocket in the microwave now it is a cold pocket
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1) something that is weak or uncool
2) an impetent penis
dude that chick stripped for him and he still had a cold pocket...
man that new song is so cold pocket
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Similar to an Alabama hot pocket in which a man deficates in a womans vagina and has sex with said vagina afterwards. The difference is the Mississippi cold pocket is performed on a dead and cold body, preferably a hooker.
Ross just did a Mississippi cold pocket on the dead hooker in the trunk!
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The art of a man having anal sex with a girl while she is masterbatting.
She moaned good while I shoved my dick in her ass while she was shoving a a dildo in her twat. She sure loves her Kansas cold pockets!
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When you take a long piece of feces that you have made and freeze it, later shoving it up your partner's nose, then shoving it in your partner's vagina causing it to melt into diarrhea which is then soaked up with rice and put into the blender and made into a smoothie, then the partners throw the smoothie up in each others' anuses.
Me and my girl do the Mississippi cold pocket errday.
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The art of defecating inside of a woman's vagina. only after death though, thats what makes it cold. sometimes one would proceed to have sexual intercourse in this situation.
Tracey was dead her boyfriend karl with a k was so desperate to poop he used her as a toilet, then proceeded to make love to her one last time. what karl did is known as an Alabama cold pocket.
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Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket. A man or woman takes a shit and freezes it, then sticks it somewhere in their partner (i.e. anus, vagina, mouth, ect.).
We were in the mood for something more kinky so we did an alaskan cold pocket.
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