Cold Soggy Corn

Someone who is sad and depressing. A person who always rains on the parade and spoils fun times.

The term comes from the fact that cold, soggy corn is just about the most depressing type of food in existence.

Guy 1: Man, this party is gonna be awesome. We are so gonna get laid!

Guy 2: I doubt it. I doubt I'll even talk to any girls. I never do. I suck at talking to girls.

Guy 1: Man, quit being such cold soggy corn!

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