College Breakfast

Any meal held in the afternoon consisting of mostly junk food, energy drinks, old leftovers, or most anything unhealthy. Often the first meal of the day for a poor college student.

Guy 1: Dude for my college breakfast today, I had poptarts, a rice krispy treat, a piece of beef jerky, and some gatorade.
Guy 2: Dude, you know its 4 pm right?

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