college week

Akin to a baker's dozen; if you're a college student and get fucked up 7 nights in a row, the following night is an automatic party night. Because isn't getting drunk 8 nights in a row what college is all about?

Person 1: This hair of the dog is the only way to get rid of my hangover from 7 nights of crunking it up. I'll probably keep drinking and turn in into a college week.
Person 2: Don't you have to catch up on a bunch of work after a week of getting plastered?
Person 1: Oh a bit, but who cares? I'm in college

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college hibernation week

The first week of summer break in which college students who return home, primarily first-year students, make up for lost sleep.

Person 1: Why isn't he picking up his phone?
Person 2: Calm down, it's college hibernation week.

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