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college whore

a sweet girl who goes to college and suddenly turns into an out of control fuck monster with complete disregard for values, morals, and being faithful to a boyfriend if she has one.

monica was innocent and sweet until she went to san diego state university...there she turned into an evil college whore

by less indifference April 2, 2006

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college whore

A high school student who will sell his/her soul to get into a top tier university

Paradoxically, college whores rarely get into their desired schools.

"What the heck? I'm president of 3 clubs, I have perfect grades and SAT scores, and I've volunteered for a thousand hours. Why didn't I get into Harvard?"

"You dumbass. Didn't you know that college whores don't get into college?"

"Oh well, I'll just major in poli sci somewhere else."

by Ellis April 24, 2005

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college whore

An annoying high school senior who gets into a top college EA but then insists on applying to every single other school on the face of the planet for regular decision, just to see where else they can get in.

Bob just got into Yale early, but he's still applying to ten other schools... what a stupid college whore.

by Anonyemousssssssssssssssssssss December 16, 2011

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college whore

a stupid high school student (usually a girl but in rare cases a homosexual guy) who will do anything imaginable to get into a college. This includes but is not limited to: Peer counseling, dumbass clubs, boy scouts, girl scouts, community service, sports they dont like ect. If you confront them on why they are doing what they are doing they will say "its for college" At which point you should make fun of the fact they are ugly. College whore

Hey its friday. Wanna hang out tonight?
Sorry I cant, I gotta go to Boyscouts.
WTF???!?! Boy scouts are for 8 year old boys
Its for college
dumbass college whore

by Willie Lohmanz September 25, 2005

75๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


College Whore

A term to describe High School students who imprudently assume college to be an end-all victory medal, occasionally to be shared with compensating parents. College whores tend to be: over studious, impersonal, insensitive, cutthroat, and over zealous. They may join sports, clubs, or participate in other activities not due to interest, but rather to be more "well rounded", and may care more about grade point average than any other human being in their life.

Thomas: "Have you seen Jeff? He joined 3 clubs on the same day. Plus his grandpa died, but he didn't want to be behind in class, so he skipped the funeral!"

Lucy: "What a college whore."

by theitalian05 October 13, 2011

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US College Whore

A person who

1) lives outside the United States

2) surround their lives around standardized tests (SAT, SAT II, ACT)

3) try everything to get into a college (usually Ivy League), and does the actions at the expense of other people's well-being

4) retake 2300/2400 SAT scores

5) talk non-stop about AP exams during recess, lunch-time, after school, sports practices (many don't do sports), family dinner, shower, & part of their daily prayers before they go to bed

6) attend multiple private tutoring centres and boast about the greatness of his/her tutor

7) worships the phrase "___, what is your overall average GPA?"

8) does every bit of available volunteer activity, thinking that it will boost their university applications

9) wastes thousands of dollars on university visits and end up getting rejected from most of them

person 1: FAIL! I got 2300. RETAKE
person 2: shut up you US College Whore

person 1: I did 15 APs. I got 14 5s and 1 4. Am I fucked for Harvard?
Person 2: US College whores...f*ck you

by thegreatwhitenorth July 10, 2009

84๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


typical college whore

someone who engages in sexual activities at college parties

Watch "college parties" movies

1: *talking about hooking up at parties.*
2: you're such a typical college whore

by lesbian in disguise October 8, 2012

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