A brownie containing marijuana. The name originates with Colorado's legalization of marijuana and the resulting edible marijuana products being available for retail purchase.
"Hey, bro--are these Colorado brownies?"
"You know it, son. Got them at my local dispensary."
Verb;When you shit all over your husband legs and let it harden, then he wears them as pants and goes to a very important meating the next day.
"I gave my husband some Colorado brownie pants and he got fired."
"Hopefully he'll spend more time with me now."