come scratch

1. Come fight
2.youre kidding/your crazy
3 .come hang!

1.WHATCHU GONNA DO! COME SCRATCH
2. OMG he did not girl come scratch
3 . Hey bro come scraaatch

somebody come scratch my balls

what to say when either:

A) you have extremely itchy balls!!

B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up

C)there is an unbearably awkward silence

Red: damn its quiet in this bitch

Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green: WHAT THE FUCK???

Blue: there, silence broken

Red: you are a fucking moron

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