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When you and the rest of the world know you should have been fired long ago. Instead your narcissistic dickhead boss waits months, just when you thought things were ok, before you find out via a third party source you've been fired.
Dude what's wrong, did you get Munsoned in the middle of nowhere? Naw man, I got Comeyed on Twitter 10 minutes ago.
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Verb. As in to 'Comey' something.
Definition: creating & dating documentation, preferably in memorandum format, to memorialize conversations and/or events should you have a future need to provide proof of said incident and be able to validate said documentation was created at the time of the incident.
First used in conversation by AJW on 7/13/17.
Used in a sentence: You need to Comey that in case we need to provide a statement to <insert type of political, criminal justice, investigatory proceedings>.
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A weasel
Hey, did you see that Comey running out in the woods there?
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adj. moral hypocrite, someone who endorses a moral standard and yet behaves in violation of it.
He's so comey that he'd destroy one political candidate over harmless emails yet he'd help a racist, misogynist, treasonous con-man become president instead.
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Noun: A self-rightous, sanctimonious narcissist who tries so hard to not appear affected or self-aware that he compulsively lies in order to hide the fact that he is a feckless leader with no principles or convictions
Thank God the new FBI Director is a steadfast, dignified and honorable leader versus being a total Comey
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A homey that you rely on to always tell you the truth, especially when you don't want to hear it.
James is my comey bro, he totally warned me that girl was gonna cheat on me.
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