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commewted sentence

A less-severe-than-typical court-ordered penalty which requires you to care for one or more cats for a specified period of time.

Being given a commewted sentence could indeed be a more-palatable alternative to serving time in da slammer, but if da fur-balls dat you were being required to baby-sit were cranky and/or gluttonous "Garfields", having to deal wif all of dat could be so distressing and traumatic an experience dat you might actually prefer a stint in jail!

by QuacksO December 14, 2022