community college dropout

1. When you accidentally let a small piece of shit slide out your ass and into public view while trying to hold a pebble shit together.
2. A huge public fail which is easily avoided by 99.9% of people who pay-the-fuck-attention-to-life.

1. Duuuude! Yo, I thought she had look straight and a minute later, a community college dropout came sliding out her shorts!

2. Did you hear that Nikki is a community college dropout?