A great ass. You put your ear to it and you can hear the ocean.
KJ's ass is like a conch shell, put your ear to it and you can hear the ocean
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Giving a girl a rimjob while fingering her.
Man, Johnny really has a thing for "Lord of the Flies". He tried to play Debbie's asshole like a conch shell.
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right after you have sex doggy with a girl, you scream in her ass and hear an echo
yesterday my girlfriends conch shell was so loud, the neighbors heard it
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The horrific act of super gluing someone's scrotum, pulling it up and over the penis, and adhering it to the pubic area. Usually performed on a passed out drunk.
George: Hey, where is Jerry today?
Dan: Someone conch shelled him, man. I puked when I heard about it.
George: Oh my fucking god shit! Who would do such a fucked up thing?!
Dan: Justin told me it was Brian. He hates the guy.
Justin: <pukes>. Apparently. What an asshole.
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One does not simply define the Magic Conch Shell. It defines you.
Magic Conch Shell, can I define you?
-No.
taking shots of liquor, preferably tequila, rum or vodka out of a conch shell by pouring liquor into the shell and drinking form the base. Usually done with a large audience of people chanting *CONCH SHELL SHOTS!* as they are taken.
Everyone at the party last night got tanked when they all did a round of conch shell shots.
when you are in a situation with your friends and you need to peace. just give the old conch shell boost some use.. cup your hands and let out a good "BAAOOOOOOOOST!!!"
The cops busted the party.. sound the conch shell boost. BAAOOOOOST!
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