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condomplate

to contemplate whether or not a condom is needed in the heat of a sexual act.

1. Jimmy had some serious condomplating to do when he was having a hard time opening the condom wrapper.

2. While Jenny was waiting for Jimmy to open the condom wrapper she condomplated whether the condom was necessary or not, she was on birth control after all.

by heymon October 25, 2009

7047πŸ‘ 1317πŸ‘Ž


condomplate

to contemplate about buying a condom
contemplating of buying a condom

1. I was condomplating at the grocery earlier.
2. You should condomplate if you're meeting up with your ex tonight.

by [d]ud[z] August 19, 2011

55πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž


Condomplation

The moment of deliberation just before sex in which one decides whether or not to use a condom.

"Is she ovulating right now? She doesn't look like she's ovulating. When did she say her period was? Last week, I think. Or maybe the week before. I wonder if I'd make a good father..."

Last night I was lost in Condomplation.

by tsukiatari July 21, 2009

33πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Condomplate

To contemplate the use of a condom.

She threw me in my bed, ripped off my pants, and that's when I had to condomplate. I mean sure, I've got a few condoms in my bedside drawer, but do I really want to risk ruining the moment?

by Treyfo' May 23, 2011

73πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


condomplating

the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.

She asked me if I wanted to sleep with her or on the couch, and I said "I'm condomplating."

by Peter Moody October 17, 2006

58πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Condomplating

The next step after contemplating coitous: raw or nah?

Effboy: β€œYo I got her in the bedroom bro, I’m condomplating a rubber or nah”

Dudebro: β€œNah fam you don’t want no kids it ain’t worth it”

Effboy: β€œYou right”

by Gthesavagebear October 14, 2017


Condomplate

When a sexual partners hygiene is a little questionable so you take a moment and condomplate the situation on whether to catch the skeet or let it blow like a Twinkie because YOLO

When she took off her draws I instantly started to condomplate the situation while observing the noticeable lingering smell coming from her.

by Waterhead N Fireman August 2, 2019