conformist homosexual

A conformist homosexual is a gay person who attempts to conform to the heterosexual world, through actions such as getting married, and moving to the suburbs.

Sue - "Did you hear about David and Bob? Apparently after their honeymoon they are moving to upstate New York with their pet dog"
Sally - "Dude! They're the biggest conformist homosexuals I've ever met!"

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