continuous improvement

A made up phrase used to justify the fact that you fucked up and now need to fix it.

The Boss screams, "DAVE! How did you manage to delete the entire database?"
"Not my fault man, the system let me do it. Someone should fix that."
Boss replies, "You created it."
Dave answers, "Continuous Improvement, we will add it to our projects list and get to it next year sometime."

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Continuous Process Improvement (CPI)

A tool set for Lean Six Sigma (LSS) Black Belts to ensure government agencies as well as corporate organizations maintain their required levels of readiness, to reduce the costs of doing business and investment assets, utilize CPI methods for delivering positive results and advance the culture of CPI.

Continuous Process Improvement (CPI) is reducing the cost of doing business by improving workforce productivity/process cycle efficiency.
Continuous Process Improvement (CPI) maximizes the value of delivered products and services by ensuring customer satisfaction. Basic areas of consideration for improvement are quality of delivered products, focusing on cost, quality and performance.

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