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A mechanical apparatus consisting of a continous moving belt that transports materials or packages from one place to another.
Me: hey, i read on teh intarwebs that if a plane is movi..
Conveyor Belt: The plane will take off.
Me: ORLY?
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The rushed feeling you get from walking on the ground after running on the treadmill. Someone with Conveyor Belt Syndrome walks 1.5x to 2.0x faster than normal.
Bill: I just got off the treadmill and I feel like I'm walking twice as fast as normal.
Bob: Yeah dude, you've got Conveyor Belt Syndrome.
When a man is having sex with another man who is being penetrated by another man, who is being penetrated by another man etc, etc.
"Fine then............ forget the bride. Just a groom and his groomsmen, Armenian Conveyor Belt, bup bup bup bup"
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When a man having sex with a woman is simultaneously penetrated by a man, who is in turn penetrated by an other man, and so on.
Also known as Buh-buh-buh-bup.
"Armenian conveyor belt; just the groom and his groomsmen buh-buh-buh-bup."
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Three or more men having anal sex with each other, which ends up in a closed loop.
The stripper didn't show up for the bachelor party, so we can't bup-bup-bup-bup; but we can still make an Armenian conveyor belt.
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A nervous tic that develops when you play a platform computer game, usually due to having to repeat a routine move - which leads to you making mistakes. Specifically refers to a mis-timed jump on the conveyor belt in Micropower’s “Felix in the factory” on the Commodore 64.
Big Davey keeps mis-timing his jumps! He has a bad case of conveyor belt twitch!
When a woman/man sits upon a rotating conveyor belt, only to be surrounded by vast amounts of virgin men who are dying to get a load off and who are also quick on the trigger. The woman lets the man blow his load wherever he so pleases, only within seconds to be surprised by another "snowball", and then another. As men get their load off, they get out of line and let the next man in line get his turn.
Speed and size may vary.
As a soccer mom unloads her shopping cart on to the conveyor belt of the supermarket,
her mind becomes fogged with nostalgia from the past due to the graphic events that she
experienced while enjoying the The Virgin Bukkake Conveyor Belt Bukkake, each item she grabs reminds her of
the of men she has once pleased.
She loses it and hops on top of the belt, only to have all of
the male employees join in on the festivities.. Her child looks at her in shock and awe.
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