coochie cracker

When you stick your girl in the oven at 350 degrees and she turns into dust, then you rebuild her and then she wants to have sex with you

Boy: Hey babe you wanna try the coochie cracker
Girl: Sure why not, It sounds fun

Boy: *throws girl in oven*
Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF