Coochie Hit

slang for STD test results

"I can't fw her unless she got her coochie hit..."

Guy 1: Yoooo did you just leave ...'s house??
Guy 2: Yea, why?
Guy 1: Broooo she had something a while back...did you ask her for her coochie hit?
Guy 2: No! What's that??
Guy 1: For some test results...
Guy 2: Ohh okay yea I saw the coochie hit!

Girl 1: I just got my coochie hit, it went well!
Girl 2: At the doctors???
Girl 1: Yesss where else would I go?
Girl 2: Uhhh...home?

coochie hit mission

going on a mission to seek out a "cooch" and "hit it." Usually covert and sometimes requiring violence.

Man, caitlin doesn't even know im on a coochie hit mission to rock her front bottom.

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