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A penis immediately unusable after masturbation.
"Hi Steve would you like to have sex with me?"
"I would like to but unfortunately I have a cooked goose."
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the act of hanging out with one's friends, generally consisting of not doing anything for hours on end. usually involves smoking cigarettes and/or hookah and saying a lot of things that make no sense at all and many times takes place at los primos. originated by the troop
mom im gonna go out tonight, gonna be cooking the goose with the guys.
To bring something upon yourself.
Aw, Kelsey, way to cook your own goose! All the vodka from last night gave you a terrible hangover.
Wow, Jim really cooked his own goose when he barebacked the Asian hooker on a trip to Tokyo. He got AIDS!
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Anything going into a bottom is of the appropriate temperature (107 degrees)
Craig was a true gentleman. He gave me three litres of cooked goose and I was eternally grateful.
Something you say to someone when you want to challenge that someone
Jhon: I bet I can date her first!
Caleb: who lied to you, also I'm gonna COOK YOUR GOOSE!
pissed me off
The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.