cooked the chicken

Somebody who has lost their base level of intelligence through excess.

There's a chap walking around Erskineville who epitomises the concept of cooked the chicken. A once perfectly functional man whose capacity operates at a lower capacity following an excess lifestyle.

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Cooked Chicken

Noun.

A chicken which has been slapped at the speed of 3725.95 mph.

Car salesman: *slaps chicken with the speed of 3725.95 mph* this is a cooked chicken.

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cooking chickens

Getting coke ready for distribution

I'm cooking chickens for my nigga down the street

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However you cook your chicken

An analogy used to respond to someone who has an odd method of doing something, one that is different to the normal way and different to your way of doing it.

John: How are you getting to work tomorrow?
Bill: I’m planning on riding a unicycle
John: However you cook your chicken then.

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Glock cooked chicken

When you're firing so much that you heat the atmosphere in measurable results.

Gives children sunburns from powder, miles away.

Nuclear weapons.

I think Glock cooked chicken the other day. Did Toronto blow?