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cookie breath

When you're eating a cookie/brownie/cake and you can feel it sitting in your throat and you need water or milk really really bad

"Mitch you're lactose intolerant, why are you drinking that milk?"
"Yeah I know, I just had cookie breath and needed to drink something and that was the first thing I saw"

by whoopmighty December 11, 2016

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