Cooking bacon

Killing pigs (cops)

1.
Leo: if that dirty cop fucks with me, I need to cook some bacon.

2. Stitches - Fuck the police

I just found out where them cops live
So when I shoot up they crib I can see 'em drop dead
Put some bacon on the barbecue

3. You still know those guys who used to cook bacon?

4. Ill be cooking bacon.

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Cook bacon

Using strong smells to cover up the smell of a fired gun.

I used a scented candle to cook bacon after discharging my 44 mag through my living room wall.

Cooking Bacon

To cock-block; to prevent one from getting play a.k.a. the digits, having sex or the booty. Preventing one from starting a relationship

I was trying to get this lovely young woman's phone number but my best friend was cooking bacon

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cooking bacon

when cooking bacon on the stove being careful is a must so that the pig doesnt burn you... so driving around or more so in the same direction as a cop you have to be careful not to get burn by him/her

friend: r u ok

me: no im cooking bacon
friend: really wheres the cop
me:a couple cars back

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cooking bacon

cooking bacon means asking people for spare change.
can be used:
''cook bacon''
''cook''

"I need another dollar"
"go cook bacon."

RIING!"hello?"
"what you up to?"
"cooking bacon."
"where?"
"at the mall"

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Cook good bacon

Used at McDonald’s to describe someone that is very stupid and unskilled. Cooking bacon is the simplest thing to do, and “cook good bacon” is code word for someone that is stupid and can only do the most simple chores. It’s meant as a very derogatory statement.

Standing in front of the new person, the manager told her that she cook good bacon and the new person said thank you, not knowing it was a dig at her for being stupid.

Cooked your bacon

One who catches an STD or infection of the genitals. Originated in Yakima Valley 509.

Is that the girl who cooked your bacon???