Cool Duck

A person who is indefinitely cooler than the rest of the world. People like this are very rare, yet when met, should be exalted. A Cool Duck will often do things that most people think are lame or uncool, but in actuality, they ARE cool. Cool Ducks also enjoy looking at girls' chests.

Being a Cool Duck requires all of but not limited to the following:

Playing Pokemon
Stepping on people's shoes
Randomly hitting people
Shouting "Quack"
Being in Acadec
Cussing for no apparent reason
Looking at Boobs
Taking Opportunities.

1: Dude, why is that guy looking at her boobs so discreetly?
2: Damn, what a cool duck.

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