CoonFingered

CoonFingered is when you have ripped someone off on line through Facebook group trading or buying and the Admins of the group inform The Sargent of Arms "Wil Smiley" Who in turn hunts you down learns all about you, then proceeds to distribute your photo, name and what you've done to as many group admins he can contact until you have been shamed into paying the other party back what you thought you got away with!

So you got paid for selling that item on Facebook and you never sent it, now someone is calling you from the bar around the corner from your home and your name is plastered in a bad way in all the groups? You 've been CoonFingered better make it right no one ever gets away one Ole CoonFinger sets his sights on you!

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Coonfinger

Refers to RACCOONS, nothing at all racist about it. They pick up anything and everything, turn it over and over, looking at it , trying to decide whether to wash it or eat it, or both.

Holly, put that down, get over here, and stop coonfingering everything.

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coonfinger

To pick up an item that is not yours and look at it or examine it. Possibly to handle and examine an item without thinking of buying it. This word maybe a racist word. I don't know. But the word "coon" is a racist word meaning African-American people. I don't know if coonfinger refers to African-Americans in any sort of way.

I make about $34,000 a year. Me and my friend went into a Watch store. We could't afford any of the $50,000 watches, so we decided to coonfinger the watches just for fun.

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CoonFinger

A guy with an oversized forehead that will not relinquish any information pertaining to performance of a job. Always has to have his fingers in everything and slow down everything.

My co-worker is coonfingerin’ again, and he likes craft beer.