Cooty Booty

(noun) The area on a female that is between the lower part of the vagina and the anus. It's a combination of the hoochi coochi la la and the booty area. This area is known as the "taint" on a male body.

While shaving my cooty booty in the shower this morning, my legs were in such a weird position that I felt like I was stretching for an Olympic gymnastics routine.

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cootie booty

The pooch on a chubby or older fat woman. also known as the Front Butt and the Vagummy (Vagina Tummy)

Man Mrs. Phillips got that cootie booty going on today. That front butt is lookin too nasty.

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The Booty Cooties

HIV/AIDS, but only the cases which were contracted via anal intercourse.

Did Charlie Sheen catch the booty cooties?

Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.

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booty cooties

Having an accumulation of crabs in one's ass-hair jungle.

Girl 1: Girl, Susan and I were scissoring last week' and now I think I have booty cooties.

Girl 2: Welcome to the jungle (to the tune of guns n roses)

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booty cootie

Noun: Any of a number of sexually transmitted diseases, venerial viruses insect infestations or yeast infections.

She had so many booty cooties, they opened a VD clinic just for her.

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