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a convenient store that cops frequently visit
ok i've had like 6 beers, 3 shots, and we have all sorts of illegal drugs in the car, and we need to go to the store... should we go to this store where there are no cops or the cop stop?
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The sudden, inexplicable tendency of drivers to slam on their brakes at the sight of a police officer who has clearly already marked a target and has pulled said person over.
Dude1: SLOW DOWN DUDE THE COPS!!!!
Dude2: Relax bro, the cop stop isn't necessary; the 5-0 already has their catch.
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A cop-stop is being pulled over for speeding and having to suck the cop's dick and give him a cumgasm to keep from being ticketed.
I had a cop-stop today, but he said I could suck his dick and not get a ticket. He was cute and he had a beautiful dick, so I gave him a blowjob! I think male cops like to be sucked by cute cadets!
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To describe those moments when you pass a doughnut place and just cannot resist stopping in.
You may refer to this moment as simply a "cop stop," however should you have a particular fondness for silly phrases, tag "op" (as in "operation") at the end of it and repeat with unnecessary frequency should the OPPortunity arise. You could even call this a cop stop op opp. Shout the words "cop stop op opp!" ad infinitum as you pull into the doughnut place parking lot. Passengers traveling with you will blame your frenzy on the sugar high you are about to get from eating doughnuts.
Caution Tape - Doughnuts secured in a cop stop op are suspects implicated in the mysterious case of your weight gain. They have the right to remain silent and often fraternize with other sugary, fatty foods, like mocha lattes, to establish their alibi. - Caution Tape
Hey coworker Jeff, I'm making a cop stop on my way to the office, you want glazed, frosted, or powdered?
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The act of running stop signs in rural areas where you know there are no cars coming from the other direction.
"You just ran that stop sign!"
"Hey, no cop, no stop!"
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A phrase meaning you will proceed to participate in illegal things until police presence is known. Usually pertaining to driving.
"Yo, dude you didn't stop at that stop sign!"
"Whatever. No cop, no stop."
"Dude, you're driving like 30 miles over the speed limit!"
"Yeah. No cop, no stop."
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The prerogative of every single person who lives in Orange County, this choice is the exercising of only stopping at posted STOP sign at one's own discretion.
Dude 1: "Dude, you just blew through that stop sign."
Dude 2: "Know ye not, friend, the law of the road? For thus it was written, 'And yea, my People shall not thirst, nor shall they stop at every freaking STOP sign, for they shall know that if there be no cop, there shalt be no stop.' Look it up. It's in there. No Cop No Stop."
Dude 1: "Oh. I did not know that."
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