coppertunities

A term coined by copper mountain ski resort, to describe thier latest job openings. A portmanteau combining the words opportunity and copper. The general consensus being that it is simular to an opportunity although in fact it is much worse than that.

I had a great interview and Copper Mountain offered me a few different copportunities to work there. After much consideration I've decided to rob a gas station with a fake gun. Then I'll either be shot dead by the cops or taken to jail. In my opinion those are both better coppertunities.